Born: 1751 Bristol, England
Just when you thought his adventures were over, Captain Sparrow has been blessed to sail the Seven Seas on board the Pieces of Eight, which grants him everlasting live. Sparrow is one of nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. He can be treacherous and survives mostly by using his wit and powers of persuasion rather than force, however he is highly skilled with both the blade and pistol. Captain Sparrow is the leader of our pirate crew.
Born: In a long boat
Weapon of Choice: Pointy things and stuff that goes boom
No one knows exactly why or how Ty got his “Terrible” nickname. As a Captain, Ty would lure enemy vessels into waters that were populated by mythological sea creatures. But Ty grew too confident. He ventured out deeper into unknown waters, lured towards the sound of beautiful sea sirens. The sirens called the Krakens, the Krakens called the Leviathans, and before he knew it, there was all out warfare with the sea beasts! Terrible Ty’s fleet was sunk to the bottom of the sea . The pirate ships, Pieces of 1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7 were all destroyed. But the Pieces of Eight made it out without a scratch! Ty was sentenced to a thousand years of swabbing the deck. When reached for comment, Ty replied, “Hey, can you not step there, that’s where I just mopped”.
Weapon of Choice: Daggers and Blunder Busses
Mrs. Humdinger is an adventurous pirate who loves to sail the seas and find all sorts of trouble. During one of her travels she came across some Merfolk and made a deal with them. Unfortunately, she lost the bet between the Merfolk and she was forever cursed to do their binding. Trying to flee was a not-so-smart thing to do but she tried anyway and ended up in a tornado full of sharks! Destroying her ship and left stranded in the middle of nowhere. While stranded, another vessel found her just floating looking lost, dazed and confused they took her aboard the Pieces of Eight where she is now the blacksmith and can fix anything you see that’s broken. All you need is duct tape and it’s fixed! Still cursed forever she managed to find love and get married to a gentleman named Sir Oliver Humdinger, now they pillage together so watch out for the duo!
Weapon of choice: Sword
John Michael Parker Wellington was the son of a well to do treasury official in London. While at the University of Oxford for human and social studies he frequently visited the docks of London to study the people. One day he was kidnapped and he found himself aboard an English Royal Navy ship! For two years he was beaten and flogged and worked like a dog, with very little rations in horrible conditions.
In 1717 the ship was attacked by pirates on the Pieces of Eight. He was given a sword and told to fight off the pirates, but he went mad and started fighting the English, slaying one after another. Captain Fancy Face Phil saw his actions and took him on as one of the crew. The crew took a liking to him and dubbed him “Mad Mike”. He was then promoted to “Ship Psychiatrist”.
Born : 1699 during a typhoon in the Indian Ocean
Weapon of choice: Wrist mounted blade
Gabriel Grimm was the first and last in a line of The Brothers Grimm. After finding an ancient cursed artifact he was bestowed eternal life. Over the last three centuries he has scoured the seas looking for more of these artifacts. Grimm sailed alongside some of the most infamous pirates such as Blackbeard and Calico Jack. Gabriel Grimm has left his mark on history and continues to build a legacy of myths and tall tales that will be spoken throughout the eons of time. You can still find him sailing the open seas aboard the Pieces of Eight Pirate Ship.